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Underdog by Audio Adrenaline
Underdog (1999)
Label: Forefront

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Houseplant Song by Audio Adrenaline


Lyrics
Once I read a book
and this is what it said
If your music has a beat
Then you're gonna wind up dead
Doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not,
if it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot.
And this book was called, Ha, You're Gonna Burn!
And in the second chapter, i went on to learn:

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Take two houseplants and put 'em to the test
Set 'em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
The first one you play Mozart or something lovely like that
The second one you play that Petra or that Megadeth
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is.

So I took my two houseplants and I put them to the test
Set 'em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
I fired up my Pioneers and let the music roar
And twenty minutes later, someone's knockin' at my door.

I opened up my door, and there my neighbor stood
and he said man i'd like to get some sleep, if you think i could.
i said Man, can't you see here, I have this moral dilemma that I have got to get clear.
And he said what kind of moral dilemma could you have at this time of night, that could make me so angry that I just want to fight?

So I pointed to the page in that open book
That had a picture of a potted plant, and I said go have a look.
And he read:

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First of all, he said, that's Wagner that you're playin, I've never heard of Petra, and isn't Megadeth all dead?
And secondly, emphatically, he asked me, what's the sense
in hanging out with houseplants when hey, I live right across the fence?
And I said to myself, y'know, that's a good point.
So I took my two houseplants and I put 'em both back outside
And me and my neighbor, well, we went out for a drive
We talked about all of the things that really matter most
Like life and love and happiness and then the Holy Ghost.

Now my two houseplants both sit out in the sun,
and as for my neighbor well, our friendship has become
A meaningful relationship that's headed straight to heaven.

But as for now, we like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline, cranked to eleven.

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